The 56 best/worst analogies written by high school students
The 56 best/worst analogies written by high school students
I came upon this over at the House of Figs blog. I don’t know whether they came from high school students or not, but I laughed harder than that time that something really funny happened. He…
A real masterclass in analogies.
What's wrong with me that I think some of these are really clever.
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
I mean, that's actually kind of brilliant.
My personal favorite being #8.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
I love this list but I feel like I've been seeing it for 20+years sometimes