Rap names

I love how the comments boil down to:

• Young [completely ordinary item], and
• Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

Young Pocket Sand

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

Young Chapstick

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

Young social anxiety

Young Aspergers

Young existential dread.

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

Young D20

Young Empty Wallet

Young picture of my wife

Young Herpes

Young Imposter Syndrome

Young asthma inhaler

Young guilt of not visiting grandpa the week before he died

Young crippling depression

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

Young Keys

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

Young Penis

wait.

Young Lactose Intolerance

Young Athsma Inhaler

Young Depression

Young cuts

Young Mitochondria

Young Wallet

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

Young Childhood-Trauma

All these are terrible

Young snus

There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots

young chode in the cut

Young flatulence

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts

Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.

I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’

Young dreadlocks

Young Diabetes!

Young Keychron K7 pro

Young crippling anxiety in the house!

Young Flask

Young Kleenex

Young Childhood Trauma count?

Young Glasses

Young Aches

Young hand sanitizer.

Young Ennui

Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?

Young Eczema

Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)

Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun

Young Suicidal Throughts

Young Water Bottle

Young Lower Back Pain

Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur

Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!

Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally

Young Shame

Young Muffin-Top

Young pants

Yung-Heuristics in da house!

young french phone

Young nervous tic

Lets see here:

Young Villain

Young Trouble

Young Wisdom

Young Flo

Young Jung

Young Thrilla

I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.

I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...

Young Depression

Young Charger.

Young cellphone

Young Heart