A total of 124 kilograms of cocaine has been found in sealed packages scattered along the coastline by members of the public over the past week.
Don’t all rush … over 120kg of cocaine packages have washed up on NSW (Australia) beaches over the last few days.
Members of the public keep finding 39kg packages and I can’t help thinking “surely they’d have packed them rounded up to 40kg” … and wondering where the missing 1kg is …
Also, cocaine dolphins. Hundreds of them need your cocaine donations. If they don't get the cocaine they need within 25 hours, they will probably end up in a gangbang somewhere, just swimming life away like aquatic savages.