...squeeze your meat?
I guess that does make me happy.
34 0 ReplyHahahaha
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Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.
19 0 ReplyI feel the gold coming from your heart.
13 0 ReplyThat's compressed cholesterol.
Compressterol.
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It's clamping time!
18 0 ReplyI had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up
11 0 ReplyHow long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?
7 0 Replybe the repost you wish to see in this world
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If you're happy and you know it...
7 0 ReplyIf you're happy and you know it...
6 0 ReplyThis surely is an euphemism for something...
4 0 ReplyClamp your ham!
7 0 ReplyAhhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct
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Keep your dick in a vice
-AvE dude
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If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams
4 0 ReplyHamping, that's what hampers do, right?
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Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"
3 0 ReplyThe sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.
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