Im a dude
This seems to match up with a recent Republican talking head saying Democrat women start their day with an abortion, then their coffee, and then other errands...
If there's some woman out there who's getting pregnant every day, she's a medical marvel and needs to be studied! 😄
Makes it funnier
Daniel Tosh's coffee mug 👍
Sadly his jokes have gotten milder & less shocking over the years.
Probably for the best though 😆
Maybe I should've said Anthony Jeselnik 😂
Thats a higher level shitpost rn