Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?
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Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
59 0 ReplyMrs Claus?
43 0 ReplyOr one of the elfs when she has a headache.
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The creature or something, I dunno.
11 0 ReplyIt's knife guy
8 0 ReplyChristmas guy 🪱
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Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
2 0 ReplySanta's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
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Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
27 0 Replyoh, i thought it was a the office reference
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22 0 Reply12 0 ReplyI feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
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No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
15 0 ReplySanta is coming to town :3
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9 0 Reply9 0 ReplyI get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
7 0 ReplyPor que no los dos
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