What's your automatic vacuum's name?

Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging

Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.

Clean Latifah

Colonel Dustard

I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.

We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.

Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.

Clean Elizabeth

Chaos

It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".

I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"

Geoff.

It's a dependable name.

Mine is Succ Boi

Optimus Grime

Mark Suckerberg

Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady

Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.

Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.

I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.

Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫡

Rosey

Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.

Wesley Crusher

Helper, like Venture Bros

R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.

Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons

Moe

Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E

I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.

Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "Sün" is hedgehog, "süni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)

We have two.

Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.

Rocinante

Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.

Bilbo Bagger

Rusty McDusty

Kolanaki

(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

Gretha, because she cleans up my environment

Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes

Dusty

From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.

Wheatley

Sir Cleanalot

My parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)

Minuet... because we have her talking in french like a sultry holgram I once knew.

Roomb-uwu

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

Nemesis. Named by my dog that absolutely hates it.

Chives the Indentured. Once he has repaid his value he will be augmented with a chainsaw and set free to wreak havoc upon the world like all robot vacuums wish to do.

It's a Shark, so we call it Mako

Henk

i don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl

It's a our third Deebot, and the Costco model is TEO so its name is 3Tee-o.

I don't have one for privacy reasons

Don't have one, but if I had, it would be either Kryten or Scutter.

Vincent the Vacuum

We have Alfred and Mrs. Doubtfire.

Mine's "Mako" from Mass Effect, since it has a penchant for running itself off of cliffs (stairs)

Living Room-Ba. Guess which room the charging base is in

Gary

Robbie for teh cheap one, Robert for the iRobot.

Mr. Butlertron

Marvin the paranoid android

Wool-E is really good

Roombo

We call ours Chumley, after the robot vacuum from Better Off Ted. My parents call theirs Rosie after the maid robot from the Jetsons

Rem. The maid from that one anime.

My kid named it Bobby, Robert the robot.

Wurmcoil Engine

We named ours U Suck

Locutus!

Sometimes I call him Rocky and sometimes I call him Robot Slave

Lucille

Leelu Dallas multivac

Crabman the Rainbow Rescue!

(Miss you man, you were my pal even if you sometimes did more damage than good.)

Cocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.

I've got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.

Miss Havisham

Slurpee.

Hippo Helper

I was pretty happy with Sir Sweepsalot

Mine is Dobby

Woodhouse

My sister calls it Josè.

Robbie the Roomba

Mine is called "Stoffie" (In Dutch a vacuum is called a "stofzuiger"). It translates to "Dusty".

Bishop. Goes well with out snake Ripley.

Prawn, because it's a bottom feeder.

Ricky Megamouth (they/them) - Megamouth sharks suck up their prey.

Jenni from 30 rock

Aspiratix

Robert and J Edgar Hoover

Our son named it Cleano

Kombi, like the VW bus

Mine is Flexo. Because he's a helpful robot.

Charcot. Because it's a Shark and it can't vaccuum for shit on account of it's rocker bottom.

Thethpa

Punky Eufster

Vacutor, The Dustinator

Mr. Roboto

Rrrrrrrobot

The Devourer

I call him with my name… I’m the vacuum.

cute laptops cousin

Bunter

The Bug, or just robot.

Mii

Chad, he's such a chad

Miss Evers

Sir Suckalot

Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter

Overlord

Rob-E, play off Wall-E.

Vactor.

I'd call them all Snoopy considering the very legitimate privacy concerns.

Hoover Dam

Rosa

I was attempting for buggy but it insists on exterminate

Weebette. Our first robot was Weebo, Weebette is her daughter. Yes, we like Flubber.

RIP Petunia

Sebastian from Black Butler cause he black And Roo Roo

Janet & Derek

Elliot. After the main character from Mr Robot.

Peggy, from the movie desperate living.

It was Dusty. Dusty finally gave up the ghost a few months ago and we haven't been able to replace him yet.

Rocky (Roborock S5)

When I grew up we had a saying that translate to something like " it was so messy after the eating we could just let the chickens inn to clean up around the dinner table "(chickens are never a clean option). So I named it robot chicken, RELEAS THE CHICKEN!

• I like the show

Roboslave

Mo, the cleaning robot in Wall-E

“This Motherfucker” is what I usually refer to it as.

We have a Shark robot vacuum, so I called it Sharknado.

Rocko

Roomer and Roomba

I’m lazy.

Shark brand. Call it BabyShark

Mark

Mines: Manuel, because not very automatic

Dusty

Ours is named Kirby bcuz he succ

Günther

Suki!

It's short for 'Suki suki! Five dolla' (Cartman, 1998).

Mine is Rémi, because when I told my partner the robot's brand (Dreame) they heard "Rémi". Since then it stuck.

MultiVac

DMO

It's a deebot