hand-assembled gardein bratwurst sandwich on freezer-burnt toaster-burnt authentic italian hot dog bun (made this after getting assaulted at the grocery store)

The title seems like a sadder way of asking for an pity party.

I remember reading a while back that white bread loses maybe 30% of it's carbs when it's frozen before you eat it; and there's a different percentage that gets lost if you toast it before using it. (Sorry, diabetics, I've no idea if the carb loss is cumulative.)

But anyway, that's actually a hand-assembled pan-European specialty sandwich, with decorative condiments lovingly applied.

What are the green things at the bottom

Good looking sandwich.

What does hand assembled mean in this context? I'm pretty sure I've never eaten a sandwich that wasn't assembled by hand