You kiss it and then throw it back.

Reel it in slow so the cable doesn’t come out!

"Why does my USB-C port always break in my phones?"

Worst is when you are falling asleep and it falls to the ground shaking you awake with the noise.

Joke’s on me I have a wireless charger on my nightstand, I have to crawl under the bed to find my phone

This but with headphone cord, bringing up like a ghostbuster trap

and then it falls.