Based on the Reddit true story.

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Is nobody going to address the appendage connecting (or at least touching) the two of them?
- That's the umbilical cord, nothing to worry about
- That's the secret twist at the end. She has three arms!!!
That's one thing I don't miss about reddit. Thousands of people rushing to be the first one to make the same tired joke. It was funny until every other comment was the same three jokes.
- What's gonna be Lemmy's "The narwhal bacons at midnight?" 🤔
  
  Something to do with beans, probably
  
  Thus far it's the whole olive meme. Have you tried 30 to 40 olives. I see that and similar varients too much. The olive thing was barely a chuckle to begin with.
  
  Could be the holding in your shit for a week or whatever it was meme
  
  Beans
- Eh, let's not pretend that Lemmy is a bastion of intellectualism. The same comments are in this thread, except fewer.
- Yeah, I never understood it, nor why they were always upvoted by the hundreds.
As Iconic as:

"double dick dude"

my father beat me with jumper cables

hell in the cell
- Don't forget your poop knife
  
  Haha I still reference that.
  
  Man these stories really make me miss the old reddit.. you know 8-12 years ago....
  
  You like that you fucking retard
- Shittymorph was great. He didn't beat it to death, even dropped out for a long time. Just dropped stealth bombs now and again.
  
  Great human interest story:
  
  https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/reddit-memes-hell-in-a-cell/
- jolly rancher
  
  Whew. So bad
- You left out the sock
  
  The box... The coconut. Disgusting
- God, jumper cables was my favourite. Just so poetic sometimes.
- Colby
Looking back, Reddit used to be such a hive for degeneracy. It was like a slightly more intellectual 4chan.

We probably won't see stories like this on the fediverse, and that's likely a good thing.
Damn. At this point, that story is like a reddit archeological site from the ancient past.
PIXPAR
God I hate ai generated pictures. I can't help it.
Cursed Pixar Mom
Am I missing something?
- Way back when some guy on Reddit claimed to have broken both his arms and that his mom started giving him hand jobs because he couldn't do it him self. Reddit being Reddit decides this is a true story.
  
  Iirc, it evolved into a full fledged affair between mom & son, am I correct? The dad knew, and although he wasn’t too happy, he was ok with it.
  
  It was an AMA and the mods were able to confirm the guys story for what that's worth.
  
  I was around when the thread first appeared. The moderators verified it... Somehow. I don't know how and I don't want to know.
  
  The best part is that he never said he broke both arms, and would often come out of the woodwork to correct people with the ambiguous "lost the use of both arms."
- I was gonna say you don’t want to know, but somebody has already ruined it lol
The legend

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