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Is Mark Zuckerberg Prepping a Doomsday Bunker in Kauai?

www.architecturaldigest.com Is Mark Zuckerberg Prepping a Doomsday Bunker in Kauai?

A Wired investigation reveals that the tech mogul’s top-secret Hawaiian estate will feature a 5,000-square-foot underground bunker and will generate its own energy

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I hope that when the apocalypse comes, whatever the cause, people remember all these bunkers and the soft fat fleshsacks that inhabit it.
- If post collapse life was a video game those bunkers would have the best loot just saying.
- Maybe that's why he took up MMA training.
  
  Good luck grappling a bullet
I'm sure his security staff won't frag him and take over the second the apocalypse comes. No question they'll want to work for some rich asshole as subordinates after society collapses.
- *After his wealth drops to whatever he can secure through combat!
A doomsday bunker on an island? What could possibly go wrong?
Supervillain lair vibe. I hope it's on top of an active volcano.
- Unfortunately, Kauai is no longer active. His lair would have to be on the Big Island or Maui instead for that to be the case.
  
  Fret not, a full nuclear exchange might just reawaken it!
This (relevant) bit of stand up has lived rent free in my head for years:
NSFW language

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=46m05s&v=tuw5N73ivgQ&feature=youtu.be
Unrelated fact but did you know all bunkers rely on air vents to the outside? These are often well disguised but they do exist and it would be trivial to pour a flammable substance down them.
- I mean, he's building his secret evil lair on a volcano.
- That'd be stupid. What's the point? Wouldn't it be better to invade rather than destroy it?
The Lizard King
Yes the 5000 square foot compound that you will now have to maintain yourself since no one will give a fuck about money when shit hits the fan. Forcing you to live there alone with maybe a few weak yes men still around?

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