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Humor @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website 10mo ago

Better become The Wet Bandits now, I guess.

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At least I'm not as dumb as Marv was in Home Alone.

I'm more like Marv in Home Alone 2.
- Electrocuted to the point of becoming a skeleton?
  
  That bit needs to be done more in live action shit. HA2 is the only non-animated example of it I can even recall.
- Too many bricks to the face?
  
  Marveling at a great big hole
- Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?
Can you not
Fuck I look like the ginger version of him too
- Oh gross, a Ginger.
  
  Me too...
Yeah but I don't look that old because I don't smoke or go outside.😅
He was born in 1957. That makes him only 33 at the age of filming.
- Yes, isnt that what the meme says? 2023-1990=33
  
  Yes, I just did the math for the lazy.
So I've been older than him for 14 years.
- This you?
  
  Not yet, still have 19 years to go. (He was only 66 there? Yikes!)
I don't like this even tho it doesn't technically apply to me 🕶️
But I've still got 9 years before I catch up to Pesci in Home Alone
- Dude I’m 6 years older than he was in Home Alone. Fuck….

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