I would have never read healthy burgers.
108 0 ReplyLikewise; it's an oxymoron
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i definitely prefer my burgers healed
50 0 ReplyThe power of bacon compels you
30 0 ReplyTake my angry upvote you monster!:-P
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Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit
11 0 ReplyDepends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.
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I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.
1 0 Replyya need that surface area for flavor!
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This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.
34 0 ReplyJoke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.
54 0 ReplyLooks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.
10 0 ReplyI see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before
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Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.
32 0 ReplyHope it'll get better!
Take care!
11 0 ReplyIndeed. May thy burgers be healed.
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There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.
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4 0 ReplyI mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.
3 0 ReplyImagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.
3 0 ReplyWouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.
So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.
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