Sure, kid. Whatever. I'm in a fight for my life over here.

Eat the chips. But stay and observe your future.

Your kid can't help you if you don't first help him help you help themselves to some chips

You may be in the fight for your life because of the family sized bag of chips you ate for dinner the night before.

If that was my child I would say "Get your hands off my dinner!"

I actually did this once. Would not recommend.