70º in December

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"You whippersnappers don't know null! When I was your age... it was actually quite temperate and lovely here. I'm sorry, kiddos.

Now don't forget to put those exo-masks on nice and tight or else you'll catch your death of fire lung, and this isn't the Bezos Elysium Station, we can't just afford to clone you new ones!"
- Personally I just want to offer to go with the children to the retirement homes so we can burn some boomers together.
  
  Too broad a stroke. Burn down the homes of oligarchs and politicians who oppose climate legislation. They're the ones burning down our future, might as well give them a taste of their own medicine.
It's so heartbreaking hearing my mother wish for a white Christmas every year. They're not coming back, Mom...
- Oof, right in the feels.

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