Dog ownership is hearing a gag from the dead of sleep and launching out of bed to move the dog to the bathroom before she vomits on the carpet
This is also cat ownership. :(
It’s hard getting back to sleep with all the adrenaline flowing.
Ours is polite enough to only ever hurl onto surfaces that are easily cleaned.
Is my cat broken? He doesn't vomit.
Just get yourself a carpet cleaner. Bissell makes some good ones.
Does it ever work?
moments earlier, the cat hacked-up a hairball on the rug between the bed and bathroom for you to keep your feet warm with.
This is also cat ownership
Butter Packaging: Keep Refrigerated
Utterly deranged people: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Small amounts of butter is perfectly fine to leave at room temperature...but only if it's salted. Unsalted butter will grow mold quickly, but salt will inhibit mold growth for quite a while. Unfortunately exposure to light and oxygen will cause it to turn rancid after 2 days, but it's technically still edible.
Refrigerated butter: hard as a rock
If you keep it in a butter dish it's completely fine.
Not keeping butter in the refrigerator...
Yeah, so? A lot of people here do that, you don't have to spread hard butter on soft bread. It doesn't go bad because usually it's eaten quickly and covered with a glass lid or something
Also salted butter lasts longer on the counter than unsalted, and temperature is a factor. And salted butter makes delicious eggs!
Catflap on the fridge
My cat is deaf and so you have to get up, EVERYTIME
Parenting. It's quiet... Too quiet.
The preview looked promising ;)
"nip is hearing a sin across the house WITH A BUTT"
FROM THE BUTT*
Ours will jump onto the counter, and you can hear her because her back legs hit the cabinet door on her way up.
She knows she's being bad too, because I'd hear her jump, go pick her off the counter, and set her somewhere else. Now, I'll go to get her and she'll be sitting on the floor like "What? I wasn't doing anything!"
As your neighbour in the apartment complex, I hear this too often and I wonder.
Just, out of blue. Completely quiet, then another butter fight.
My butter dish has a lid that animals shouldn't be able to open. Though I have my doubts it would hold up to a dog or a bear if they really wanted some butter.
our cat knew there was butter under the lid so she tried to do the paw thing to like nudge it open
but she just knocked it on the ground instead and broke the butter dish we had for 20+ years :(
That's the 'clink' sound; the lid being moved. (or at least attempts to move it)
butter mixes with cat? how ODD! like gag me with a spoon odd dude.
Far Out says this:
Upon a Cats Meow what does you do?
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cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER
