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Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.
15 0 ReplyAs a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.
8 0 ReplyHow to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?
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Beware of tardigrades
8 0 ReplyAh yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
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Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.
8 0 Reply🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶
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The highest rate of bear attack in the galaxy
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