aww @lemmy.world funny @lemmus.org 8mo ago

Food doesn't crawl into mouth

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I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.
- I know he's been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn't caught it. I don't have high hopes for him.
  
  I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.
This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.
- Nah, it's just very young and hasn't learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.
- It's probably still young and learning everything doesn't just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.
- Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say "That lad is proper fucked".
  
  Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?
- Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.
  
  Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?
- Yeah it is.
  
  This bird you see, is real dumb.
- Thankfully, Lemmy didn't seem to suffer from that...yet
- it's the gays!
  
  jk. im gay
  
  Leave that poor bird alone
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
Awww it's retarded
- It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.
  
  Worse actually,yeah.
Kids these days are so spoiled
Selection is a very cruel mistress. It's a case for genetic engineering.
I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.
I'm torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.
C'mon, do something

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