As a German, I'll have to disappoint you even further: These aren't pretzels at all.
I do love a good regular pretzel, but IMHO, American hard pretzels are a pretty awesome snack. But yeah, they’re more like an Italian breadstick.
And also, Americans took hard breadsticks and made a soft variant of them. Us Americans like to iterate on the foods our great grandparents brought over to the colonies.
Germany has over 300 variants of bread. We don't only have pretzels, we also have all kinds of different stuff baked in soda lye.
We even have a song about it. Baby got Laugengebäck.
I've been to the US. 2 times, in fact. While I really, really love american people... Your bread is pretty bad. I mean... Even our regular grocery store bread is better than what I had in the US. Which is sad. There are several articles and videos on the web that explain why that is.
Looks like they just had some action.
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Holy cow, are you the POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?
Severely prolapsed buttholes perhaps...
You might have seen too much porn lately...
Those buttholes look like bagel chips, not pretzels.
Savory sphincter spheres.
Is there a donotstickyourdickinthat community yet?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I have friends and family in Germany. My wife used to be married to German and used to live in Germany, so not having shit brea in the house is a priority. ;) Cool thing about German bread is that it's super varied. Lots of different things that are all amazing.
That said, I'll gladly bring a loaf of San Francisco sourdough to a bread fight. That bread fucks.
I sure hope your butthole doesn't look like that...
Put a tootsie roll in the center and it’s not too far off from my dog’s
You may want to visit a proctologist...
Pucker up!
Your comment next to that thumbnail is goddamned perfection.
;)
Can you fit your finger or whatever in one?
A true delicacy in certain parts of my bedroom.
Pretzels that is. Right?
yes... pretzels..
