My girlfriend: "more like cracker barrel"
146 0 ReplyMarry her
47 0 Reply"more crackers, princess?" wheels in a literal barrel of crackers
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The guy in the middle looks like he's in a emo band from the mid 2000's
128 0 ReplyWeird way of saying "he's hot as fuck"
61 0 ReplyTo each their own...
But you're objectively wrong.
47 0 ReplyWeird way of saying “there appearance inspires me to have feelings related to copulating. “
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That's just a standard kpop haircut.
16 0 ReplyIn the 80s we would have called him a Curebody.
12 0 ReplyI had Robert Smith hair in those days. Lots of ratting and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can.
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That, or he took a pic of his favorite anime character to his hair stylist.
10 0 ReplyMore like a karen
5 0 ReplyMore like a point near the center of a triangle of early-80s British synthpop and rock, somewhere between Depeche Mode, Spandau Ballet and The Cure.
5 0 ReplyHe looks like Stuart from Letterkenny
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It’s somehow reassuring to see that there is occidentalism in Asia that’s every bit as absurd as orientalism in the West. Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list, Asia gets T-shirts with nonsense phrases in English. The West gets tropes of the “Mystic East” which mash China, Japan, Thailand and India together into a melange of pagodas and temples, Asia gets stories set in “European” settings that combine England, Switzerland and Venice or something similarly absurd. Europe gets Fu Manchu, Asia gets Bobson Dugnutt. And now this.
81 0 ReplyIt's kinda beautiful in a way
19 0 ReplyReminds me of this cool western design shirt I found in a store in Tokyo
16 0 ReplyWesterners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list
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Sadly, it no longer seems to be kept updated.
9 0 ReplyFrom web 1.0
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It's called a "butler cafe", basically the opposite of a maid cafe.
They haven't clearly gone through hospitality academy; they brought the wrong spoon for desert and ruined my day.
69 0 Reply"Sorry, princess."
38 0 ReplyI believe the proper formal phrasing is "Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!"
49 0 Reply"Sorry, your Worship", cosplaying as Leia and Han!
9 0 ReplyWell excuuuuuuse me, princess!
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Let me know if anyone opens a depressed Uncle Iroh Cafe.
48 0 ReplyPS: Uncle Iroh before getting ripped in prison.
14 0 ReplyNGL, I had to read that twice lol
5 0 ReplyHe didn't get ripped in prison. He was always ripped but it was revealed to the viewer for the first time in prison.
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He seems happy and content with that tea house of his.
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From left to right
Discount Rupert Grint - the real one has an ice cream van and is therefore superior.
Main protagonist syndrome
Everyone's cousin
46 0 ReplyWhat is this Ouran Highschool Host Club?
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Are they accepting applications? It doesn't sound like an awful way to spend a few hours each day. The networking possibilities alone.
31 0 ReplyDo you speak japanese?
1 0 ReplyKawaii senpai!
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Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.
29 0 ReplySounds like a high performing sumo wrestler in training!
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A weeb's dream job
26 0 ReplyEach of the guys look exactly like someone who would move to Japan for the chance to serve Japanese ladies cake.
25 0 ReplyWell the "white men" should be handsome, so there's no hope for that dream.
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The US needs host clubs too!
22 0 ReplyIf the US had clubs where only a certain gender or race would be allowed to be employed they would get instant lawsuits and be shut down.
9 0 ReplyI don't remember seeing many male servers at Hooters.
58 0 ReplyHooters is a better direct response to your claim, but also, for attendees:
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22 0 ReplyHooters? Tilted Kilt?
21 0 ReplyGentlemens clubs that only have women dancers is thing in the US and no ones protesting. Sounds more like you think the pronouns are coming for ya AND WE ARE MUAHAHAH (I'm kidding obviously)
14 0 ReplyUS still has strip clubs
Here's the loophole:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bona_fide_occupational_qualification
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Well, turnabout is fair play.
15 0 ReplyThere's only cake until they lock the door behind you. 😅
5 0 ReplyThe cake is a lie?!? Portal intensifies
2 0 ReplyI would have been disappointed if I had not found this comment. 😅
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LOL, wife's half-Japanese, half-Pilipino. She'll have a laugh. (And wish she could visit!)
5 0 ReplyObligatory:
5 0 ReplyWat
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