Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

/l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.

Fake af

Even so someone actually thought of it and I find it equally disturbing
- Meh
did you just replace the Rs with Ls because we're not on reedit anymore?

you know it's /c/ on Lemmy right?

"what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?"
- A very relatable Cini Mini

Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it's the worst infection they've seen in months. Not years, months!

The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

Oh come on. It's text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful
- I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.
- I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who's reading over your shoulder?
- I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.
Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There's no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂
NSFL*
People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won't change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What's to lose here? Gee
Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta
“Coward.”

Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

What did it taste like?

Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
- cries in reddit
- That's the story I was expecting
The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory 'Eskimos') have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

There's something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
- I'd wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
- Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
- The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
  
  Excuse me, but that's only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain't one.
- So do the Japanese...
- Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.
- Likely because there aren't a lot of herbs and spices where it's cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

Typical day as a mod

I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
- I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!

I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

Agreed

I'm glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

I'm glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
- Thanks, that means a lot
imo it's more for emphasis. it's pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that

What a terrible day to have eyes.

The boyfriend just likes probiotics

Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

You know I would hope that's fake but...

Hm.

D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
- I never even imagined someone would indulge in [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]
  
  I gotta [DATA EXPUNGED] real quick
- even before trump was president a father killed his entire family because his son found a picture of the father sucking on a poopy diaper

Welp, that’s enough life for me.

Lots of different bacterial life, indeed

I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

I'm not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but..... What is the jolly rancher story?
- Buddy I'm warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It's for your own good
- Old Reddit thing. Just as infamous as the boy who broke his arms. Similarly disgusting as this one.