Master of eastern martial arts

Great, now we have to worry about Nunchaku Bears. Thanks Obama.

Honestly, I was waiting for the bear to hit his own balls with it.

Is this that bear in the Chinese zoo that everyone thinks is a suit?

Oh, a fellow chucker, eh?

Pole Bear has been training for just this day.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d4b7b828-c56b-4164-808c-0e16c1c60cb9.webm

Now do everyone a favour and put Steven Seagal in there with him.