B all the way. I'll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it's 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I'll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.
Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they "let's avoid that guy" scared, or "we better kill him before he kills us" scared ?
I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store... yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.
rip in pices
unfortunately the real estate is in mongolia. Already pretty cheap there, but no one wants to move there
B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.
Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.
I'd probably chop it off tbh
Ok and hear me out here... Tell me more about the Uncles.
Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.
If they are the "handsy" uncles, they are significantly less desireable.
You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.
Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles
B. Obviously. Not even a question
of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.
I'm just gonna opt out of this entire post.
Infinite rare fish
They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?
Night light
Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?
Every rare fish is the only one of its kind
Do you just will them unto existence?.. because I am pretty sure with that skill you could convince enough people you're God to start a new cult.
B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.
Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?
Are the uncles the same?
I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B
B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That's more hair than I have now!
What kind of "guess the billionaire" game is this?
Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?
I think people are overestimating the ease of selling and market demand for rare fish. Most are likely not edible or desirable to be eaten.
Seriously specific
B. Not even a question. A is awful (except being friends with Tom could be chill)
Being friends with Tom Hardy seems like the worst bit. Who the hell wants to be friends with some preppy english toff?
Everyone
Probably A. Gotta get that balding
Both are balding. You are just covering up the fact that you want an infinite amount of uncles
No, just the balding. (How did you know?)
Infinite rare fish sounds like a modded skyblock resource generation system
On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,
This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo
A: uncles take care of themselves (unlike the fish), you can have much more fun with uncles. Always hard could be a problem... I mean, it means I could never wear jeans again. Could be always hard on demand. Also I really like lambos. Tom Hardy is a cool guy as well.
You have serious real estate & infinite rare fish you can sell for a lot of money, and the government isn't tax-raping your profits to death, you can buy several or more lambos.
Do I have to live in Mongolia?
B
