the ghost: the fuck is this idiot looking in a corner for
24 0 ReplyTo make you think he CAN'T see you
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Ghost: Hey, my eyes are up here.
15 0 ReplyMy dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?7 0 Reply10 0 Reply
Meanwhile the ghost tries not to laugh as you stare in the wrong corner.
12 0 ReplyI occasionally, at random intervals, say "I know you're listening".
10 0 ReplyWe know
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Sometimes I talk to the ghost and I am always disappointed when it doesn't talk back. My days of being scared of ghosts are over now I just want to talk to someone who sees me as a person instead of a lower being.
10 0 ReplyYou okay?
7 0 ReplyTo sum things up: NO.
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Easy, just state wherever* the pets do.
8 0 ReplyI like how you edited to correct wherever, but left "state".
7 0 ReplyDammit, I noticed both. I think I probably deleted it and my swipe typing got it wrong again.
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Amateur. You have to talk loudly about tossing some ghost salad. Boom! No more haunting.
3 0 ReplyExtra haunting*
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Mieruko-chan be like
3 0 ReplyThe gost: ha you missed me by 0,002 seconds
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