I guess I'll read my book later
That's when you pickup the cat and read together!
Livin' the good life :)
Can’t believe you even thought you could sit in their chair, what a fool
Or never, he is the boss.
What stops you from reading the book? Sit on the floor. Plenty of space there. Sofas and beds are made for cats primarily. Humans have to ask for permission to use them.