Lil late, but here is a Kirk on a Jerk...

I was born a poor romulan child...

Looks to me like a smirk on a Kirk on a jerk.

i have a dog named shithead, so this is kinda awesome.

"And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this Kirk..."

Not just any jerk..

THE Jerk.

These cans are all defective!