I love this song!
That might be the exact opposite of how fiber works
It can actually cause large buildups that you can't easily "clear" depending on your starting state, amount of beans, hydration, blah blah - digestive health is complicated!
Instructions unclear, I’ve been eating nothing but beans and I appear to have become incontinent.
Please send help, and maybe a plumber.
It’s too late for you and your porcelain throne. Repent now and pray to the deity of your choice. May the gods have mercy on your soul.