You see, I've portrayed you as a soyjack and myself as a chad. This means I've automatically won the argument. Bask in my glorious presence and languish in your own inadequacy.
It's hilarious to me that conservatives always take out of shape overweight people that they idolize and turn them into body builders in memes. Seems extremely gay to me.
It's super gay. Like honeybear gay. What's a honeybear? I'm so glad I asked! Think of the biggest, hairiest, burliest gay biker you can find. Uncrank that hog (let the motor rest). Get him out of this leathers (it's so hot outside). Let his hair down (he deserves it). Now roll that big bumbly naked bear (and two of his friends) down into a sandy pit and drizzle those boys with ants and honey while they roll around and be merry. That's how gay it is.
Right wing assholes: you profess an affinity for Roman culture, yet if there was a room full of your ancestors faces in your home it would haunt you. Curious.