You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

I guess this is me now.

I fall poopy b-hole first onto the edge of my bathtub.

A bunch of people in here without something solid two feet to the left of them seem to be assuming that there is a perfect them-shaped vaccuum that they will be teleported into. That's not the case. There is air there, and you'll be just as dead as the guy sitting next to the family refrigerator.

Unless you are an astronaut currently in space, the only correct answer is "dying of multiple simultaneous embolisms, with or without widespread traumatic amputations, and 'gross dismemberment' (SFW, only text) from instantaneous pressure changes inside the body."

i am telefragged as my head is now inside of a table

My dog and I are now one. We have become, dogperson. All the bipedability of a person, with the infinite compassion of a dog. We are unstoppable.

I am outside in nothing but my underwear. It is cold and raining outside. The doors and windows are locked and i don't remember the garage code. No one is home to let me in for another hour or so. D:

I'm inside a wall now

Well I am pretty sure that puts me in the concrete wall at work. I probably won't know, but my coworkers are going to need therapy for life.

I am now sitting on the exact same bench in the exact same position except two feet to the left

Dead I guess, bricked inside wall

I am now laying on my sister's bed instead of my own.

If this happened 10 minutes ago, I would be outside of my car on the highway and that would be bad.

About half of my body is now occupying the same space-time position as my refridgerator.

I die almost instantly, the half that is left outside the fridge slumps to the floor and creates a gory mess for my partner to find.

Meanwhile, the other half of my mass is busy trying to occupy the same place as my refrigerator probably causes additional...effects. Does it explode? Does it just make a mess in the fridge? I will never know. Either way, it's safe to say my family is getting a new fridge.

My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.

I’m pooping, so no bueno.

I'm midway through the wall and no longer on the toilet.

I'm falling down my apartment building's stairwell. Ow.

I'm have been removed from my current chair and I'm now sitting in a different chair.

Part of me is outside, part is inside, and part is stuck in the wall.

I'll be done worrying about work today, I tell you what.

I fall out of my chair

Just squirted shit all over my neighbors floor

in the next apartment's bedroom, which belongs to a 70 year old lady who insisted that I need to eat more fruits (she always has some fruits ready to give out every time she sees me).

I fall the two feet back onto the bed

Pooping in the shower. What else is new?

My head and torso are inside my bedroom wall but my legs are not.

I would be in my bed because I'm laying on my left side and have a thick bed

Me and another churchgoer now occupy the same space. I'm on my phone; I wonder what she did to deserve this.

I am sitting in the empty bus seat next to me. This is a slight annoyance because I prefer sitting next to the window.

I've just been teleported out of bed horizontally. My lower half falls 2 feet but I hit my head on the nightstand on the way down and end up a crumpled mess on the floor

Id be nutted by a table leg then dropped on my ass.

my legs are in the trashcan and I fall to the floor D:

Nothing, but my pets get a heart attack

I am now a part of my desk. On the plus side i can still reach the keyboard :)

Now I have 3 left feet?

Sitting on the right side of the couch, now sitting on the left side of the couch.... Merged with my dog. Very animorphs

I'm now pooping outside for the neighbors to see... and probably fell over, bare-ass, struggling to figure out wtf just happened. And I'm locked out with a dirty bum; whyyyy!? Why have I been forsaken during my phone poop time?!

I'm taking a dump in my closet

I'm currently sitting in the leftmost seat of a bus, so I suppose I'll get injured pretty badly from colliding with the road at high speed, and possibly be run over by a car.

Which way is left? I'm in my bed, leaning on my right side. Do I get teleported 12 cm up? Otherwise I get closer to the edge of the bed and almost fall over. Probably do, because my cushion isn't below my arm anymore

I’m now locked outside my running car. (I’m in park waiting to pick someone up, not lemmy-ing and driving!)

Pissing standing all over the floor.

Now if it were to the right, at least I would be pissing on the shower.

I'm now standing two feet to my left.

That's about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.

Dunno, I guess I'll be on the other side of the bed.

I am now clipping through a cafe table, emotionally scarring the other patrons by dying from bifurcation in front of them

My head would fuse with my chest of drawers, the rest of my body would fall limply to the floor about 70cm below, if my head fusing with my furniture didn't kill me, then the fall could break my neck, it would absoluetely make the chest of drawers fall over me which absolutely could crush my neck.

So, please do not do this when I am in bed.

shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the view Huh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.

I fall on my ass in the carpark outside the office. It's cold, but assuming there's no car there at the time, I just walk round the building and let myself back in.

I thought the no car thing was a pretty safe bet at this time, until one drove past as I was typing this.

Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?

I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.

I'm suffocating in a wall I guess

I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now

I would end up like these two.

I'm now sitting on a TV

Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.

I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush

I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.

fall off my bed

Land on my ass

I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.

I'm floating in the air now! Was laying on my right side in bed.

A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.

I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.

I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her

Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.

I would be sitting on the left side of the coach. There would probably be some discomfort as I would be sitting on top of some stuff, but nothing bad really. My cat would at least leave the cable lying there along.

I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.

I fall on my butt if you don't teleport the chair with me.

I would be sitting on my 3d printer

I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...

Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot