Yo! I'd absolutely be down to see a super edgy Shadow who just happens to be that way because he's closeted and ends up having feelings for Sonic! I doubt they have enough balls to do it, but I'd love to see it!
That, or because of his edge and being in some sort of suspended animation chamber for too long, Shadow is severely out of date with what he can and cannot say and do, similar to Abraham Lincoln in the Clone High reboot.
Edit: I accidentally mistook Abe for George Washington
Shadow to be voiced by Brendan Fraser?
SMB had gay scenes?
No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.
Damn right it was! "Trust the fungus" my ass. I trust the fungus as far as I can throw it and I have toothpick arms. What's next? Giving fungus voting rights? Legalising fungus marriage? Wake up, sheeple, they are taking you for a ride!
In all seriousness though, are we labeling just everything as "woke" now?
Eggman x Sonic?
eggman x lowleveldata?
Eggman finally cracks and becomes their true self 🥰
Row, row, row your Hog
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Wait, there was a second movie?
Yeah, they introduced tails in that one.
Yes and it's WAY better than the first one
Welcome to old.
