Fuuuucked, with a kniiiiifeee
18 0 ReplyProbably better than Fucked with an Anchor though, I 'm not really sure.
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I cum blood?!
10 0 ReplyHaematuria
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No cock like horse cock...
10 0 ReplyNO, NOT AGAIN
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Looks like I'll die deep underwater, where noone can hear you scream.
10 0 ReplyDidn't know billionaires hung out on Lemmy...
5 0 ReplyLaser beams. Check.
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Wenches and Mead - Alestorm
Yeah, I can die that way.
7 0 ReplyWAP...
7 0 ReplyThe spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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Black Dahlia Murder’s Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn is sticking out in my head. No thanks.
7 0 ReplyFucked With a Knife is what's stuck in my head. I'll pass too
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Paint it black? OH, forced black face. Shit.
7 0 ReplyI just listened to The disappearance of Hatsune Miku, so I guess I'm going to win a rap battle and then commit suicide?
6 0 Replyeat leex and get delete
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Dethklok.
Which means it will be Brütal!
6 0 ReplySlayer - Angel of Death, looks like I'm getting transported back to the 1940s
4 0 ReplyI don't know what the songs were about, it was just Russian Lo-Fi. So.... murdered by chill eastern europeans?
4 0 ReplyI wouldn't mind to be murdered by chilled albeit hot Eastern European women by snu-snu.
3 0 ReplyOr maybe you end up hanging out with some chill Russians. Infact it's so relaxing you get relaxed to death.
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Oh shit.
I was listening to the Star Wars soundtrack.
4 0 ReplyI could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain
3 0 ReplyBloodbath’s eaten enters the chat
3 0 ReplyRing ring ring ring ring ring ring....
3 0 ReplyObituary - The End Complete
Is it coincidental that I feel like I'm rotting on the inside?
2 0 ReplyTime for an evisceration plague: https://youtu.be/LhMuQ8JBBXo
2 0 ReplyLoved to death...? That doesn't sound so bad.
2 0 ReplyQuestion is, what kind of love, and from what?
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Colorful aura by Stone Rebel
I guess at least it will be at least pretty
2 0 ReplyRHCP Dani California
I don't know the implications but I'm here for It
2 0 ReplyI die while escaping from the city...
I was just rolling around at the speed of sound and now here I am in Limbo
2 0 Reply3005? I don't understand...
2 0 ReplySkinless - Pool of Stool
2 0 ReplyWolf Totem by The Hu - I have no idea but it'll be badass.
1 0 ReplyDo you love me now that I can dance. Well it's going to be interesting tale to take to the afterlife.
1 0 ReplyRabbit junk - Neurodivergent. Checks out.
1 0 ReplySweet lies, sour truths :/
1 0 ReplyEvisceration Plague feels like one of the better options if you're not like... At home with family and friends or something.
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