Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."
As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.
Fire.
Nuclear Fire
This is the best bert strip I've ever read
I’ve been thinking about this for days now, which honestly is a huge compliment since ADD. It is so perfect down to the last line. Consider me a conbert
My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.
What a strange thing to read without context.
Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this
This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.
This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.
This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.
I came here to cringe not to feel
This screenplay deserves to be seen. Standing ovation
Would make for better laughs than any comedian ever could
I can imagine his voice!
