Hypothetically speaking is there a way to entice an octopus to crawl into one’s ass?
Hypothetically? Yes.
…and that would be?
Arrange for it to be their only escape route.
I've unfortunately seen that video
Are we sure that "Octopodae" is the correct spelling for the order? Wikipedia has it as "Octopoda"., but also lists that animal orders should end in "-idae".
I think ae and a are both acceptable in greek and are used in different places.