I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
262 0 ReplySomeone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
121 0 ReplyI'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
94 0 ReplyMizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
66 0 ReplyI'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.
51 0 Reply10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen
41 0 ReplyOp about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
40 0 Replyi put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
28 0 Reply500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
23 0 ReplyDoing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.
23 0 ReplyCall me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎
22 0 Reply'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.
18 0 ReplyMe when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...
15 0 Replyhey its me ur celebrity
14 0 ReplyIt’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!
13 0 ReplyHeard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D
13 0 ReplyIs there an official name for karma on Lemmy?
12 0 ReplyI'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.
10 0 ReplyAnd now with one whole, no less. You’re going places mister.
10 0 ReplyW
9 0 ReplyI just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit
9 0 ReplyOff to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers
8 0 Replyi joined at july 3rd
8 0 ReplyHe's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!
7 0 ReplyI wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins
7 0 ReplyMfw who the fuck are you lmao
7 0 ReplyNumbers, Mason! What do they mean?
6 0 ReplyBro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥
Just remember where you started from.
My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.
4 0 ReplyFirst person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
4 0 ReplyHere I am nnah , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3
3 0 ReplyI'm pretty proud of "Brace Yourselves" if I do say so myself.
3 0 ReplyDoes lemmy pay in McDonald's chicken nuggets?
3 0 ReplyFeels good man
3 0 ReplyFirst person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.
3 0 Replyi could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.
2 0 ReplyNobody knows my name, only my memes
2 0 ReplyIt’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.
1 0 Replyim famous too 🌝
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