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2y ago

You wouldn't download a car

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If I could download a car I absolutely would!
- That's why that advert goes down in history as a spectacular blunder. Every single one of us absolutely would.
Whenever I recommend a show to people and they ask which service it's on I realize I have no idea.
If you do this, you make the streams very cross. Which gives us our latest slogan
Home Taping Is Killing Music
Don't Copy That Floppy
Beware of Illegal Video Cassettes
Don't Cross The Streams
Fuck, I'd download a donkey if it's free!
- Once you finish downloading, can you share a copy of your ass with me, thanks?
  
  Have to warn you, it's probably gonna be big!.. the ass I mean.
sees Johnny Depp
You wouldn't beat your wife
- Pretty sure his wife lost a case about calling him a wifebeater, because she couldn't prove he touched her once.
  
  Not in the UK, also sometimes the bad people win in court.

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