Let's confuse Americans!

Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

Wait where's the bag?

And infuriate Canadians.

Do y'all think we don't have cum pitchers in the US? I know we're bad, but we're not savages.

Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

Not American, what is this?

This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.

Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.

This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

I hope you don't throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

Everyone's confused buddy.

For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

Did you get that from your milk faucet?

I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

The only thing I'm confused by is that you thought this would confuse us...

Partially-confused American here.. Why isn't it in a bag still?

Do y'all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?

Let's show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

Sincerely, a British Columbian

It's a pitcher of a picture of milk, what's not to get?

All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

People in this comment section:

I'm not confused

Same people in this comment section:

what an oddly shaped milk jug

Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at...

Why'd you take the bag out though?

I'm Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.

The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.

I know this. It’s a British microwave

Me, non-American: what?

I'm not confused at all. That's clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.

This is why you don't skip tutorials

One liter of milk

Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.

I enjoy the amount of people coming into a literal shitpost to complain about the accuracy of the post.

Confused milk noises

Why's there milk in your kool-aid jug?

YAY!! Soy milk!

@stamets@startrek.website Make this stop!

Hey sweet! Melted ice cream!

Well, how else do you store orchata?

These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.