If other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?
If other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?
Because you are not good at it
At least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
A) Labour is much cheaper in Russia than the US.
B) What foreign languages do you speak relatively fluently?
C) Do those foreign languages match to countries where elections have consequences AND the US has a vested interest in destabilizing them?
D) If the answer to C was yes, really? Where?
OP thinks you should be scrolling on Indeed and see
Do you enjoy shitposting on the internet all day? Join the CIA and you can get paid to shitpost in our many psychological warfare operations. From attacking leftist causes and amplifying corporate shills in political races, to discrediting climate science and the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in the Middle East, there is no limit to what you could accomplish with the CIA.
Do you speak Russian, or Chinese? B/c you won't be very effective doing it in English or high-school level Spanish.
I speak Russian natively, where to enlist? :D
Are you in the military, at least? Because that's sort of step one. They don't want the random weed addict who is terminally online. They at least want to know you will follow orders and finish missions through.
....they should really consider taking the weed addicts.
The US is almost certainly doing it too. I don't think they're going to post them on Indeed though.
They are also probably giving the contract to a defense contractor who is turning around and outsourcing it, so there are no US based jobs to troll for the US.
So, to the Russians?
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You don't need to look to the military either.
Coca-cola experimented with subliminal advertising to see if they could mind control people into buying their products but for some reason we think they wouldn't stoop to manipulating social media, the Clockwork Orange reprogramming system that we pin our own eyelids open for.
Because they know you'll do it for free. Source: The Picard Maneuver
You need to join the military and go to this school.
I think OSINT, Open-source intelligence, would be more akin to trolling on social media. They're the ones who crawl through Instagram and shit to ID Russian soldiers locations when they post selfies and the likes.
Because thats a important position that is probably obfuscated from the general public
You could always join NAFO
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Is that supposed to be German?
Did you have a Stroke? Do you need help?
Wait... You were able to read this and you didn't die of laughter? Did Monty Pyhton lie to us?
Because NIPRNET sucks to do OSINT.
You don't want to be in the military for anything PSYOPS.
You'd be better off as a contractor.
To be fair, NIPR sucks at everything.
Nice try professional military troll!
Well they definitely can’t hire you now, this post will have blown your cover
Your cover is now blown too. Boom!
Manpower in 'developed' countries is too expensive.
The little anecdotal data we have points to something in the range of 50 cents per "state" approved comment.
You have expertise in the culture of your country. They need expertise in the culture of China/Russia/Iran/etc.
If we ever go to war with Japan again, we should be set.
Weeb should be set....
Not foreign operations. But it's relatively easy to get a us military tech job that is low impact. Application process is 3-6mo long but once you're in your golden.