What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

God.

Good one dad !

Just told this one to my son.

Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"

Me: "But you didn't."

So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.

Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.

booooooooooo

I would also accept "your other foot".

Wow, thanks dad. slow clap