As Someone Learning German, I Know This Pain

Trick question, washing machines come in many different genders:

If you get the wrong one just accuse the examiner of being transphobic.

Die Waschmaschine die

This is my go to response when people are trying to claim that English is hard... Well at least I don't have to remember what gender has randomly been assigned to every noun I want to use.

Easy. Since it's the womans' job to do laundry, the washing machine is also female ^/s

Me in my mandarin class not having to conjugate, add pronouns, use words like the and to, and not having words more than 4 syllables. But having to learn 10,000 + characters

Female in Russian, because the word machine/машина ends with A, and so any machine, from tattoo gun to steam engine is female gendered. I always thought French and German worked in somewhat similar manner?

How aggregious is misgendering items in other languages? I assume it's no big deal and may not even be worth correcting most of the time?

This one is funny actually! You can say une machine à laver, or un lave linge. :D

In Spanish it even depends on which dialect you're speaking.

In some places it's "la lavadora" (she/her), and in other places it's "el lavarropas" (he/him).

It’s probably makes sense once explained properly but as an outsider to gendered languages in general it feels like the stupidest archaic idea ever lol.