My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it's a banana peel. Why don't we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but "they don't taste the same." Monsters. So now we don't buy corn dogs because I'm not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
33 0 ReplyMy partner does almost the same thing, she eats the skin off completely and then eats the hot dog part you know, like a psychopath
16 0 ReplyYup that's frightening behavior indeed
4 0 ReplyI can't fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She's basically doing the same thing.
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try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the 'gross skin' off already for them.
10 0 ReplyTried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It's not the same was the response.
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Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
7 0 ReplyTIL 🌈
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That is when you start giving them regular hotdogs and tell them they were pealed corndogs.
1 0 ReplyThey won't eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren't on the menu anymore.
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I feel like I'm constantly being called out on this site.
14 0 ReplyNo mustard? Fuck that, I'm out.
13 0 ReplyDammit, now I’m craving seven corndogs!
10 0 ReplyI'm no American, but I'm assuming they're using cornmeal in that batter. I can't eat cornmeal and will certainly regret it.
10 0 Replyyou will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs
38 0 ReplyIts like he refuses to read
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Just eat the sticks then.
9 0 ReplyThanks for an actual meal tip! I'll try
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Why am I suddenly craving olives?
9 0 ReplyRight? 30 to 40 olives to be precise
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7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
8 0 ReplyNo, officer, it's "Hi, how are you?" not "How high are you?"...
3 0 ReplyCan I? Because I want to.
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Rawdogging seven corndogs
8 0 ReplyRawdog?! They're cornbreaded for your pleasure!
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I will certainly regret eating seven sticks, though.
7 0 ReplyI always eat the stick. It's a good source of fiber.
6 0 ReplyThis meme lies. I followed its instructions and ate 7 corn dogs including the stick and now I have a belly ache.
Also, I'm pooping blood. Is that normal?
4 0 ReplyJust put them in your mouth.
3 0 Replythis reads somewhere between Neil Cicirega lyrics and Clerks dialogue
2 0 Replyjust dog
1 0 ReplyThe Chinese don't complain
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How many corn dogs would you say you eat a day?
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