Mates, makeup ain’t for y’all. You know how you spent eight hours messing with your .bashrc or rolling for counter strike skins or whatever weirdass hobby you have? You don’t do it because you are trying to attract women - you see your friends get into something cool and you get competitive with them. That’s what it is for the womenfolk. They get their nails did and do weird ass makeup looks because it’s a fun hobby. They know that you probably don’t care about the difference between coffin and ballerina nails. But their friends do, and they want to show off, because it’s fun.
No but they absolutely do say, "Wow you look really pretty today" but have no idea why.
Men treat you nicer when you wear makeup.
The other day my coworker said, "you look different. I don't know what it is, but you look great. I think you've been getting a lot of rest" nope. Just wore makeup that day
My husband, many times, has been looking at me, admiring me, and complimenting me on how naturally beautiful I am without realizing I just filled my eyebrows in that day and have darker lashes rather than blonde lashes.
Just because men have the privilege of ignorance doesn't mean they aren't attracted to made up faces.
How egotistic do you have to be to think that your opinion is warranted with regards to women's appearance? Good for you if you think you don't like lashes. No one asked, and I'd be willing to bet you'd see a woman with full face on including lashes or mascara and think she looks great. 🙄
The men in this thread calling women repulsive for wearing lashes are unbelievable. Imagine saying something so horrible to someone about an aspect of their appearance you personally think you don't like. And then you wonder why no one wants to date you. So fucking sad that the endless male commentary on women's bodies can make it to c/all and see so much support here.
Isn't this like CGI? If done right you don't see it?
no woman has ever said "these fake eyelashes are ugly as fuck but if i wear them i bet dudes will find me hot"
true story...
Gotdamn yall. Some men think it's hot, some men don't. Some women do wear makeup for others, some women don't. More broadly, no one group does anything for a single reason so we need to stop being so combative online about shit posts.
Damn good thing I don't put make up and stuff on for them, I do it for me.
Or if her lips were shaped like balloons
I've never said those words, but eye lash extensions do it for me. It's not often that I notice it, but when I start getting that junior high crush feeling for women I interact with, I usually notice they have the fake eyelashes going.
Irrelevant. It’s for the aesthetic. Some girls like doing hair, others makeup/lashes etc, others fashion. All are expressions of self beauty, not particularly for someone else imo. But this is shitpost so….
Man, that guy would be so much hotter with a loose toupee.
As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn't fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.
Fuck eyelashes, they're another annoying "feature" of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.
If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.
People that make statements on behalf of all people in a large group are weird, to put it politely.
It's an instant turnoff when I see fake lashes. Shudder
Bro she'd be really hot if her eyelashes were longer, if her lips were unnaturally large and bloated, if her nails were as long as a Therizinosaurus, if her cheeks were sucked into her mouth and none existent, if her jaw was sharp and defined enough to sharpen a blade, if her hair was an obscure color like hot pink, if her hips to butt ratio was so large that if she was a normal person I would feel pity and put her down.
For me there's an inverse relationship with makeup and hotness. I think women wear makeup for other women. I like my partner regardless of how much face paint she puts on, but maybe that's just me.
yeah well I don't think they're doing it to be hot to guys (which is actually easy as shit anyways) you know.
Fun fact: Men naturally have longer eyelashes than women
The comments section is a shit show here lmao. I'm having a great time. Keep going everyone.
honestly i fuck with baddies like that
It helps and makes a huge difference tho
Yeah. As a woman who hates makeup, I find eyelashes a burden. If you put too much eyelash glue on, it looks fake, and if its too little, it looks fake.
The bigger the eye lashes the more often she will lash out on you
My wife cranks the thermostat to 80° when it gets really cold because she thinks the furnace will heat the house faster (and not just run longer until the set temperature is achieved). I don't make sexist remarks about women not getting HVAC concepts because they are simple or stupid or whatever I'm seeing here "because men lack the understanding of what tiers of makeup exist" when asked about their preferences. It's asinine.
Sometimes people don't know about the way things work; and it is okay.
Feel free to downvote if you're triggered by people not understanding things they don't deal with regularly.
Nothing like going camping with someone that can swish flies away from a forty foot diameter
Or: ... if her nails were longer.
I'm a man. I have long eyelashes. I'm not attractive. Sad.
See also: wearing pants above belly button like grandpa.
