In the Days of OldeWhen knights were boldAnd condoms not inventedA sock was placed upon the cockAnd babies were prevented
Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.
Both.
Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken
It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.
he's got saddle feathers
"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.