Domino's getting desperate...

"Buy one small soda, get one pizza franchise"

Mitch Hedberg

Uhhhh yes here is my get 1 pizza get a million $ free coupon from totally real pizza chain

Every few years I try Domino's again to make sure my avoidance of them is justified and every time I'm reminded how right I am. Before you think I'm just a pizza snob, I like and semi regularly get Pizza Hut.

Pizza hut is definitely better than Dominos, but at least in here (Spain), it's expensive as fuck, whereas Dominos is not that bad and it's much cheaper.
- Domino's is dirt cheap here in Australia. Until last year, they were still doing large pizzas for $5 (which works out to something like 3 euros). They've gone up to $7 now, but that's still really cheap for a pizza that really isn't that bad
- Pizza Hut in America is the absolute worst, Aussie Domino's level I'd guess. The thin crust is marginally better than their other stuff.

Am I the only one who thinks dominoes is pretty good

Out of the two of us? Yep.
Are you in the US or Australia (or somewhere else)? US Domino's is much better than the Australian version.
- US, so that might explain it
- Did Aussie Dominoes not have the recipe change that the American one went through a decade or so ago?
Domino's is fine, but only when they are 50% off.

Yeah, but good luck finding a coupon for cardboard from Staples. They know they have all the power...

What's staples
- Domino's closest competitor, an office supply store.
- American Officeworks

It's funny how different Domino's America and Domino's Australia is. In Australia their pizza is so cheap it sounds like it must be made of cardboard. Over here they use pretty good ingredients. Little Caesars is our cheap enough to be cardboard pizza place.

As an Aussie living in the USA... Little Caesars is better than Australian Domino's. Aussie Pizza Hut is terrible too.
On the other hand, Aussie KFC is significantly better than the US version. Not as good as Popeyes or Chick Fil A though.
- I do enjoy my US KFC, but I can't go there anymore after taking a peek inside their kitchen and seeing the loads of food safety violations.
Cardboard covered with tomato sauce and cheese is tasty enough for the price
- Ehh, my sis worked there and I can't eat it anymore, even for free.
Funny, I always find dominoes tastes more like cardboard than Little Ceasar's ever does

May as well straight up say "Were confident we use the cheapest ingredients available, and we couldn't possibly pay our staff less!"

Jokes aside, there's actually a possibility of getting decent deals with this. I seem to recall both pizza hut and Domino's doing similar things in the past, but I haven't seen any of these signs in ages, so I just assumed they'd stopped doing it