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White House Holds Smaller Veterans Day Ceremony To Honor Soldiers Who Mostly Killed Kids

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WASHINGTON—Providing a relatively subdued display of pomp and circumstance for a less revered group of service members, the White House held a smaller Veterans Day ceremony today to honor those U.S. soldiers who, while serving their nation in combat operations, mostly killed kids. “Though we are tru...

White House Holds Smaller Veterans Day Ceremony To Honor Soldiers Who Mostly Killed Kids
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