Alleged pickleball masturbator nabbed after Columbia Pike peeping incident
Alleged pickleball masturbator nabbed after Columbia Pike peeping incident
A man whose stroke on the pickleball court was most unwelcome has allegedly been identified and arrested. Police say a 49-year-old Arlington resident was taken into custody Monday after a peeping incident along Columbia Pike Friday night. Just before 7 p.m. Friday, according to Arlington County poli...
A man whose stroke on the pickleball court was most unwelcome has allegedly been identified and arrested. Police say a 49-year-old Arlington resident was taken into custody Monday after a peeping incident along Columbia Pike Friday night. Just before 7 p.m. Friday, according to Arlington County police, the man was spotted masturbating while peeping into
What a headline.
9/10. Needs at least one pickle innuendo.
A man caught jerkin his gherkin was possibly wearing a merkin.