56 0 ReplyIt's been a long road
22 0 ReplyTrying to forget this song
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So... where did Porthos go to poop?
6 0 ReplyThat's Uncle Trip's problem to solve.
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The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:
So this isn't as insane as it looks.
51 0 ReplyOf course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.
10 0 ReplyTurns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈
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Those other entries are all insane.
Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like "Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?" and "What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?"
8 0 ReplyI don't think it's meant to be serious. It's probably a collection of old "wives' takes" or something like that.
4 0 ReplyDrops of blood, not units
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Miles disagrees.
O'Brien: "Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors."
Computer: "The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency."
O'Brien: "You hear that?"
Sisko: "Hear, what, Chief?"
O'Brien: "The computer's attitude changed. It's not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant."
Sisko: "And that's a problem?"
O'Brien: "YES!"
29 0 ReplyGiving me a piece of cheese makes me work better...
19 0 ReplyI'm lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better ..... but no one wants to work with me
:(
12 0 Reply:(
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Works really well for me too.
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It's an N64 ram expansion pack
17 0 ReplyC64 cartridge
5 0 ReplyVic20 cartridge
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The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way...
17 0 ReplyThat’s how you avoid getting output like
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
14 0 ReplyGotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.
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You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don't say, "WORKING!" *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.
9 0 ReplyI wish they did
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Cheddar makes it bettar
7 0 ReplyNah fam Wensleydale
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The Enterprise's computer is Hex, confirmed:
++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start
7 0 ReplyCame here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.
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+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++
6 0 ReplyI mean, it'd work for me...
5 0 Replyfor those in the know, what actually was that? not the prop, in the show I mean
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