Oh! I really need this! Too bad I can’t afford it. It costs an arm and a leg.
What? You hoping for a discount? This thing costs TWO arms and TWO legs.
When I had to do physical therapy for a lower back issue, they strapped me into a machine that wrapped around my hips and my ribcage and pulled them in opposite directions.
That sounds fantastic, Mr. SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE.
It definitely felt nice and got quite a few pops from my lumbar spine.
Did you confess?
It felt so good that I would have admitted to anything.
Best Morticia
This movie played at a bar I visited recently and it made me realize why I like BDSM.
The '80s would like to sell you their inversion boots.
Or just inversion tables, which are fucking amazing btw
costco sells them
The 80's?? I still use my inversion boots I bought in 2006.
Mr. Incredible would agree.
Multilayered!
Little more. Oo right there. Too much!
Said the same thing about the Spanish Donkey. Must be a couple seconds where the taint and prostate are perfectly stimulated.
I'm not looking that up.
I did.
It's basically a triangle that the victims were made to sit on sharpest angle. The torturers would then add weights to their legs.
My right shoulder would hurt so much, before I realise that my back is not hurting any longer.
