Bonus
Imagine having to finger your instrument's clitorises for it to change notes.
And that's not even touching what the French Horns are doing.
Twisted fister makes her moan so good.
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
You forgot the spit button, but yeah
With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering
Either way you're blowing
As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.
Don't trumpets have a slide? Is this just slide envy?
What's the difference? You're blowing it anyway
Trumpeteers are jelly because they don't have an equivalent to Trombone Champ
I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…
I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.
fingering it. We tend to be upbeat about it.
I'm mainly a trumpet player, but I do have a horn and occasionally fill in at my community college band, fingering is apt but I would also add "gently kissing".
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He'd love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be 'thanks. i.. uh.. already saw that one'
lol that's probably a wise parenting decision.
Violinist: sweats in vibrato
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
Checkmate:
Why not just use an euphonium?
Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
As a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme
In Italian that instrument is called "trombone a tiro" and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb "tr*mbare" for some reason that only today I have figured out.
You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won't tell your mom.
You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung
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