Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
Ex-president’s son also said he ‘should have worn makeup’ as photographers snapped his photo at the courthouse
I smell insecurity...
66 0 ReplyI'm inside my apartment on the other side of the Atlantic and I too can smell it.
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Sam Bankman-Fried must have tried this and succeeded.
47 0 ReplyBrad Pitt was his stand in, can't you tell?
23 0 ReplyI'm just going to go out on a limb and assume the sketch artist makes money on Patreon selling custom Edward Cullen "art" and just couldn't stop the habit.
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Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao
11 0 ReplyIs this the guy who starred in The Bankman?
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Sketch artist: "No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin"
39 0 ReplyHe should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.
36 0 ReplyThey are artists, not magicians.
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It's early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.
27 0 ReplyWow, I’m shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked.
26 0 ReplyThe narcissism doesn't fall far from the tree
24 0 Replysketch artist: "I'm good, but not that good"
20 0 Reply...why are courtroom sketch artist still a thing?
18 0 ReplyBecause it's usually not allowed to take pictures in court
26 0 ReplyThat's not a real reason. Most courts are recorded, have stenographer and apparently sketch artists. There's absolutely no reason for court sketch artists to exist in modern society. It's just silly and wreaks of some conservative tradition.
16 0 ReplyBut why? Seems arbitrary and antiquated
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Because AI aren't allowed in court, yet...
7 0 Reply"Why does the defendant have a different number of fingers in every scene?"
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Artist is better for privacy.
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Ah, like father like son I see
17 0 ReplyIt's even worse if you see him do it on camera. He did everything but wink and do an air kiss.
14 0 ReplyFinger guns?
12 0 ReplyThat would at least have made me laugh. This made me want to retch.
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Classy guy like that? No way.
13 0 ReplyThey captured his stank cloud well
11 0 ReplyThey’re sketch artists not magicians
11 0 ReplyThey are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.
10 0 ReplyTake comfort knowing the sketch artist made him look like Jack Smith’s brother.
10 0 ReplyI just threw up a little in my mouth.
7 0 ReplyWell if the artist honored that request they wouldn't have gotten a likeness
5 0 ReplyHis fellow prison inmates will certainly find him sexy. Don’t drop the soap Donnie!
5 0 Reply- Rape isn't funny.
- This isn't even a criminal trial.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
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Nailed it
4 0 ReplyHe looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey
4 0 ReplyI'd make a joke about Jr saying, "Before, right? Right?!??" but he wouldn't get the reference.
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