Ye shall never be hungry, if you trust in the Lord. I tell you Hwat

Jesus assisting a man who had recently lost his shins after killing fitty men

He fed FIDDY MEN!

Bobby this kid's balding

Jesus: Look! I made a bowl.
Cotton: Aw you made a bowl.

Having what looks like a Native American mixed in with middle-eastern people is the most Murrikan thing about this.

King of the hill if Jack Redcorn had more free time

Is that you, Bobby?